"Big Data"
words - Dead Moocmen, tune - Spinal Tap


The bigger the numbers, the larger my lumber
That's what I said
The larger the sample, the more I am ample
Or so I have read

My baby's distribution has no equal
I'd like to stick her with my NoSQL

Big data, big data
Got some learning analytics gonna have right atcha
Big data drive me out of my brain
How could I try to explain?

I met her on Monday, 'twas my number crunch day
You know what I mean
I love her each weekday, each excel spreadsheet day
Regress to the mean

My cloud's loaded and she's in my sights
No margin of error there inside her tights, yeah

Big data, big data
Tracking her moves, number crunching like NASA
Big data unbelievable size
How could I analyze?

Her numbers fit my pattern recognition
Gonna get with her standard deviation

Big data, big data
Talk about exebytes, NSA's got 'em
Big data there's no way to hide
How could you even try?