Elastic+Pants+Song

A silly song for the Christmas Holidays in praise of every fat bastards' friend, elastic pants, composed entirely in twitter.



Or, the lyrics in full (music coming soon!)
Elastic pants, elastic pants, they make my stomach laugh and dance Elastic pants, elastic pants, they're the best habiliments Elastic pants, elastic pants, are ve-ry stylish garments Elastic pants elastic pants when your stomach grows by installments Elastic pants, elastic pants, you don't need under-garments Elastic pants elastic pants one of science's great accomplishments Elastic pants elastic pants avoid the holiday embarassments Elastic pants elastic pants, no need to make adjustments Elastic pants elastic pants, just don't try on your great Aunt's Elastic pants elastic pants, the clothes for holiday celebrants Elastic pants elastic pants, the clothes for all contingents Elastic Pants, Elastic Pants, bifurcated and underrated! //(umm, ok, but this breaks the rhyme scheme!)// Elastic pants, elastic pants, give em a chance, give em a chance Elastic pants, elastic pants, tho' yo' ass be big as elephants Elastic pants will let you stretch and dance, they even deodorize your flatulence Elastic pants, elastic pants, the choice of wayward miscreants