Twitter+I+love+you,+but+you're+bringing+me+down

(with apologies to LCD Soundsystem)

Twitter, I love you But you're bringing me down Twitter, I love you But you're bringing me down

Like a mob on a page Acting out full of rage Twitter, I love you But you're bringing me down

Twitter, you're safer But you're wasting my time Our records all show Most DM'd URLs were fine

But they battened you down Gave the keys to the clowns To the SMDBs And the celebriteeees

Twitter, you're perfect Please don't change a thing Your vulture owners Convinced you're a sure thing

And so the boring collect I mean all disrespect In scheduled hashtag chats I can't filter at all

Twitter, I love you But you're freaking me out There's barely a twist But plenty of of shout

Like an echo chamber Of revealing behaviour Twitter, I love you But you're freaking me out

Twitter, I love you But you're bringing me down Twitter, I love you But you're bringing me down

Like a creepy stalker With the keys to my locker But I gave them to you So guess I'm the clown

And oh Take me off your mailing list For kids who think it still exists Yes, for those who think it still exists

Maybe I'll follow And maybe you won't Maybe you'll follow And maybe I won't

Maybe you'll follow Maybe I'll follow And just maybe you'll retweet

And oh Maybe mother told you true And there'll always be something there for you And you'll never be alone

But maybe she's wrong Maybe I'm right And just maybe she's wrong

Maybe she's wrong And maybe I'm right And if so, is there If so